Call it wishful thinking. The following statements were compiled by parents who long to hear these things escape from their children's mouths....lol.

  1. Mommy is on the phone right now, so let's entertain ourselves quietly.

  2. You're making what for dinner? YUM!

  3. That puddle would make an awfully big mess. I'm not going to stomp in it.

  4. We're going to be in the car for five hours? Let me pee first.

  5. I have a lot of homework tonight, I should get started.

  6. I've had enough electronics for the day.

  7. I'm ready for bed.

  8. I don't care what my friends are allowed to have or do.

  9. What did you ask me to do before? I want to make sure I go and do it.

  10. You're in the bathroom? OK, I'll wait to ask you my unimportant question.

 

 Check out this funny video from the Family Guy. We're sure every parent has gone through this one point another...