It looks like this guy is learning how not to express himself.
 
A retired New York City firefighter was found guilty last Friday of resisting arrest after allegedly being caught spray-painting love notes to Madonna outside her Manhattan apartment in 2010, E! News has confirmed. Robert Linhart now faces up to a year in jail after failing to obey police attempts to take him into custody on Sept. 21, 2010.
 
Among the messages the needy fan wrote to the Material Mom on cardboard signs affixed to his SUV were "I Need You" and "If it's yes, my dream will come true. If it's no, I will go. XXX."
 
Upon leaving court, when asked whether he planned to attend Madonna's concerts at Madison Square Garden tonight and tomorrow, Linhart quipped, "If she invites me."